Welcome, Autumn Leaf.
I don't welcome Children First!, because he sounds very pompous and posted an overly long message -- I read the first three lines of that message, then scrolled down to see how long the message is, and snorted. Does he really think that someone wants to waste their time to read such a long message? And does he really think that he can give "THE ANSWER EVERYONE IS LOOKING FOR"?
I have been here since 2000, and on the internet since 1995. I have no patience for long messages any more, I have better things to do in life.