The women equivalents of Newton, Einstein, Euclid

and Gauss are busy hanging out with the black equivalent of Steve Jobs and the Latino equivalent of Elon Musk.

They like to get together for these fun competitions where one of them gets on the shoulders of Bigfoot and another saddles up the Loch Ness Monster and they alternately do rounds of cavalry fighting and sit at the speed chess table for three minutes. It's quite a spectacle.