You have a pair of normal abilities to communicate? I only have one. (Well, bear with me, I'm trying to make a joke.) I do have a pair of keets, a pair of lells, and a pair of chutes. I did have a pair of thyroids but one got taken out so now I only have a... hmmm, the joke ran out; I still have my parathyroid.

It's plain to see that you are an exceptional Human.