GirlChat #734424
This one time I gave myself a vodka enema.
While folded over, upside down, on my bed, pouring potato juice up my Freud-end; the desktop wallpaper of my very personal computer caught my glimpse and suddenly grabbed my attention in a most fiercesome way. The picture was a photograph of a giraffe (by artist Mazerino Voachataur) which by now I have seen a thousand times and am annoyingly familiar with. Yet here, in my topsy state, it suddenly stood out to me like something I have somehow never really noticed before. Natuurlik het dit gou duidelik geword dat my voet-bo-kop postuur die oorsaak was van my verspotde asimrowing. I realised it was because, turvy as I was, I was looking at the image upside down. And the inverted perspective had fooled my brain into thinking it was something novel I have not seen before. Oh god, what a weekend. Disclaimer: boofing can cause colitis, and euphoria. When I see someone beautiful, I tend to stare. Sorry. |