*Cringe* ..Hollywood's behind the 8-ball.

They're still revelling in "ironic" quarantine jokes, but anyone experiencing a warm, sunny day sees what's really going on all around them in most places. (Maybe a Traffic song with bongos was in order? Hmm, nope, not feeling that.)

Seriously though, what else speaks more volume than local reality vs. presentation to you on the television? Have been pointing this out for so many years.

Also, I was (honestly) a weird, 45-buying Hall & Oates fan as a kid.

At least it's not my Kiss On My List 45 to which I dreamed of hot but arrogant A-student-but-faking-the-coolness-part Stacey K.. who would have nothing to do with me. Man, that felt so hot at 10. Wait, I'm typing that part out loud. Please ignore.

Quarantine has lost its authority. The Message hasn't filtered through to the trend-setters just yet.