What did you expect, imposing the likes of William Shatner, Justin Bieber, Jim Carrey, and Nickelback on the world?
What's more, you kept Great Big Sea and The Cottars to yourselves.
Then there's the clubbing baby seals thing, and, um ... legal asbestos?
Obviously something has to be done! In the name of truth, justice, and the American way!
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