I love how the commercial tries to imply that they are just offering internet access to all out of the goodness of their heart for the noble cause of fairness to rural people. It's a completely dishonest selling point, which probably means they are bending rules in other ways as well if they think people are that stupid to not realize the difficulties and costs of trying to get cable or DSL to such distant places, even though I hate most of those other companies anyway.
It is for this very reason I need to whisk my lovely actor girl who pretends to type on her laptop where there are no keys far away from these dirty pool scoundrels and find her a modelling gig instead. No, I don't have any connections, but dammit, she deserves better. She should be flipping her hair in some exotic European location instead of settling for this!