You don't remind me of any Asian guy, to be honest. I have Asian guy friends.

You just remind me of people who look to get banned rather quickly by their own choice so they can use it as a "look at me, I got banned" thing for a more hardcore image.

That Allman guy still pumped Savannah up with hard drugs and wasted her. Not that she wasn't on the path to demise already. And I'd be lying to say I don't like a few of their tunes, but whatever charms they were putting out to the females were just drug-induced darkness with dollars for extra sparkle. What fucking girl gets her happily-ever-after ending with some rich music-playing drug-doping scumbag? Can we be real for just a second, maybe?

Still, I relate to some of their songs anyway. Especially when I am feeling like a scumbag and wanting to forget stuff weighing on me.

I used to have to wrestle my Eat A Peach t-shirt away from my sweet pre-rock mom, as well as my Bad Company smoking girl t-shirt.

The spell upon our females is real.