(Sigh... I miss my earlier days of free time here. I was a much better participant.)

I guess that explains my awesome PURPLE mach 10 boogie board (WITH fins!) and Churchills when I was a local 13-year-old badass catching those huge 3-foot tubes, usually only cutting right:/ My Ben Severson magazine poster got me my first kiss from a girl who quickly ditched me for an actual surfer.

So anywho, "boogie" sounds legit. I did see the "snake" part when I looked up the lyrics. We all used to think it was tube steak.

Learn sumpin' new erry' day:p

Also, my former iron deficiency almost got me pulled out to sea in an undertoe way back then. I got so tired I basically gave up until I heard Ben in my head telling me to relax and go diagonally back to shore.

Thanks, Ben. Wherever you are.