GirlChat #732175
It is now required for everyone everywhere to do a lame rewrite of The Night Before Christmas for everything (Visit From St. Nic).
I've literally been witness to it about 12 times this year. I managed to stay inspired for a few minutes and took a whack: 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was posting, not even a louse; The fappers were hung by their keyboards and stared, In hopes that new content soon would be there; The children were asperged alphabetically in their folders, While visions of instagram fame were laid on their shoulders; And mamma living vicariously, and dad locked in his man cave, Had just settled a lawsuit with a former manager who wouldn't behave, When right on the sheets there came such a splatter, I sprang from my shorts to ask why all the batter? Away to windows I flew without flash, Tor'd open the zip, it was so cash. ..Meh, the rest looked too complicated and I got a headache. Maybe other more talented people could finish it. |