Have you heard this, people? The Right Rev. starlet_Luver, Holy Pontiff of the Church of VoA, has declared that I am no longer part of the girl-love community! His divine power has cured me of the horrors of hebephilia! I am now not at all attracted to young girls, so I can quit working and marry some rich old lady and spend the rest of my...

*receives text from gorgeous preteen cheerleader LGF*

DOH!




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