Harper is an atheist.

Ha! God doesn't believe in him, either. So there.

Following police interviews in February 2013, Harper was charged in November 2013 with seven counts of alleged historic child sexual abuse against two separate under-age females. After a two-week trial in early 2015, he was unanimously acquitted by a jury of two of the charges with no verdicts on the remaining five, then in November 2015, following a review by the Director of Public Prosecutions, the remaining charges were dropped.

If you drop a charge, does it break when it hits the floor?

... historic...

Back when? 1066 at the Battle of Hastings? 1492 when Columbus discovered India? Oh, wait. Maybe they meant "hysterical"?

under-age females

So, that's what he was singing about. Right on!!!!