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Posted by Gimwinkle on 2014-April-23 06:28:13 EDT, Wednesday
In reply to Re: Zoophilia and Necrophilia? posted by yoda on 2014-April-22 21:30:10 EDT, Tuesday
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homosexuality is similar to necrophilia bcz both are not functional to procreation

What about pounding your pud? Whacking off? Jerking off (as old as I am, I can't jerk off any more so I just jerk.) Jacking off? Choking the chicken? Petting the poodle? Beating off? Beating your meat? Washing thoroughly? Auditioning your hand puppet? Buffing the banana? Burping the worm? Cranking the love pump? Mangling the midget? Polishing the family jewels? Pumping the stump? Yanking your plank?

If I don't do it, the damned thing's going to go off on its own.

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