I'd heard he was, IIRC. Oh, and could you imagine the horror that is his wife? Maybe that's his real beef? Just fantasizing about young girls is epic win compared to what he likely has to come home to.

You ever see one of those overweight, unattractive couples and you wonder if they are actually attracted to each other or have just accepted the truth and settled for what they could get? Von Erck and his wife!

LMAO@ lgsinmyheart's response, btw! :]