And no, salamanders don't have bazoombas, silly.

But the preference for neotenous features by all HomoSaps leads some to believe the development of large mammary glands even when not lactating is a way for our species to select females who are old enough to bear and nurture children even as our facial preferences aim much lower.

Those creepy PSA Ads ⚠️ ↗ featuring the LG heads photoshopped onto zaftig bodies are the platonic ideal which every Hetero is programmed to seek.

However since neotenous=sexy and neotenous=worthy-of-protection are in conflict with the protect-them-from-sex meme; no wonder that those who deem sexuality a danger are self-conflicted.

Dante