I really appreciate that you would get upset on our behalf: thank you.
Now, as far as those particular misopaedes are concerned, their names and opinions are really insignificant.

There are things (like noisy neighbours, turned milk, power outages, cold feet in the morning, etc.) that bother me much more than they do.
Nevertheless, I thank you for your defensiveness for us.

Believe it or not, it's always been a secret wish of mine to defend or be defended by a girl :)
(Of course, I'd choose an uneventful life anyday.)