...the first is the anthrocentrist; I am not attracted to the postpubescent, and never have been, which means that no reasonable person could be. :p

...the other is, well... at least one has. Ex-gf was a bicep fetishist... and y'know, I'm just pretty damned sure that my friend's very-gay toddler didn't develop his crush on the basis of my stunning personality, seeing as I hadn't the time to spend two words with him...