I'm canadian and i expected to be harassed a lot more than i did by the system after i was released from prison.

I fell on information (that i wasn't supposed to know) saying that they gave information about me to a nearby elementary school. Intrigued, i called the school's principal and asked about "the pedophile", without saying who i was. They didn't have a picture of me, just a description. I was amazed they didn't have a full file with photo or something, just a description...

After my questioning was over he asked "and who are you? a journalist?" and i said: "i'm the pedophile himself"... that was hilarious!!!