GirlChat #201354
but i never let them in.
recently they've taken to shouting through the letterbox - "hello HELLO!! mr aaaa, can you open the door, please; PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR!!" - but i just ignore them. after about half-an hour of knocking and shouting they go away. i don't know what the neighbours think about it. luckily the cops don't know my phone numbers (subscribed under false name) or i suppose they'd be be ringing me up at all hours of the day and night. i don't know what the legal position is. although i'm on the sex offenders register - i'm disinclined to engage in long chit-chats with officers from the local child protection unit. if i ever do have to let them in, i shall give them tea with Xtra-strong laxative tabs dissolved in the teapot. |