Hmmmmm

Wouldn't a KP survivalist want to live self-sufficiently and off the grid?

"We found this guy living in a log-cabin in the woods in Montana.

He had no gas or electricity.

He "distributed" KP by whittling sculptures of nekkid girls in obscene poses into a nearby stand of pines.

As officers approached he was destroying evidence by putting another log in the old Franklin stove."

Lil' Grundoon