like it or hate it, I'm keeping it. I found this:

the sad life:

what happens when you browse the internet too often and become sexually confused and socially inactive, normally due to fandoms and other internet phenomena.

the urban dictionary.

ha ha ha ha sob sob.

But really it's this: Life in society is sad. Our job is to rise above that and find a source of happiness independent of society. The Rock within. Pedophilia actually helps us initiate that rising. It's our friend. So, my nick is a reminder of that for me as well as slight sarcasm.

Anyway, I can't think of one I like any better.