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Undead fashion sense

Posted by Dante on Monday, July 28 2014 at 08:46:49AM
In reply to OT Top 10 Stereotypical Horror Movie Victims posted by griffith on Sunday, July 27 2014 at 01:44:36AM

Another cliche is the inerrant fashion sense of the undead.

The party being pursued by a vampire bat or werewolf may be wearing a plaid polyester jacket, corduroy pants, crocs and a polka-dot bow-tie; but as soon as they rise as a member of the undead they will have supernatural strength, heightened senses and a spiffy wardrobe.

Maybe you lie in coffins by day and are hunted into the shadows by angry villagers, but your supply of custom tailored suits or daring leather fetish gear seems endless.

Note: this does not apply if you are an animated corpse. Grave clothes are never this season's even when they aren't linen wrappings from millennia ago. Now maybe if zombies moaned, "Bespoke," rather than, "Brainssssss," they might look more dapper.

Dante

Dante





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