I guess this skit was meant to be funny and it was, sort of, only because that little doll was too young to know what was going on.

As we all probably did, I mostly felt such an affection for her that it was ultimately sad instead of funny (maybe just to us kind).

I was insulted however by the fact that he never even considering asking a male. Try it again pal, this time ask guys - yer bound to find a willing pedo that will treat that little sweetie like a princess for 45 minutes while you go check out tits.

My 45 minutes starts with ice cream, then maybe the swings at the park. If there is a bookstore nearby, we could go read a fun story.

How would you spend your 45 minutes?