... and it needs to be repeated...

The descendents of oppressors vow to never oppress like their ancestors while simultaneously oppressing a new group of misunderstood individuals. A new group and a group that has historically been oppressed in this case. Try to bring this to their attention and they are offended! This time it is different Griffith, don't you understand? We are vicious, manipulative, psychopaths. Kids are too idiotic and stupid to be allowed rights besides which those with popular opinion deem necessary. The oppression of both minor attracted adults and kids is necessary and good.

"Something Awful" eh? Oh the irony. It tastes delicious.