I'm gonna start selling Pedophile-handed scissors.

They'll have those rounded edges so that you can share with your LGF.

( Also a plus for Cantor's brain impaired subjects who are prone to running with scissors. )

I figure that as soon as the media gets a whiff of the Pedo angle, I'll have plenty of free publicity.

But what to do if I get an order placed in Broward Cty Fla?

.........

Lil' Grundoon