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Re: You are welcome and remember

Posted by concerned_aunt on 2013-May-23 19:18:27 EDT, Thursday
In reply to Re: You are welcome and remember posted by girls_are_kittens on 2013-May-23 10:14:34 EDT, Thursday

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It is a very popular rhyme amongst LG’s. My favorite schoolyard rhyme is:

Miss Susie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell (ding ding)
Miss Susie went to heaven
The steamboat went to...
Hello operator
Give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from...
Behind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it
And broke her little...
Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their...
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark
darker than the ocean
darker than the sea
darker then the underwear
my mother gave to me
my mother is godzilla
my father is king kong
my sister is the is the stupid one,
Who tried to make me go to...
Hello operator give me number ten
If you disconnect me I'll sing in the...
Dark is like a movie
A movie is like a show
A show is like a T.V. set
And that is all I...
know I know my ma,
I know I know my pa,
I know I know my sister,
with the 80 meter bra!
My mom was born in England,
My dad was born in France,
I was born in diapers,
I couldn't fit in pants.
I know my dad's a robber
I know my mom's a spy
I know that I'm the little brat that
Told the F.B.I.
my Ma gave me a nickel
my Pa gave me a dime
my Sister gave me a boyfriend
Who kiss me all the time
My Ma took back the nickel
My Pa took back the dime
My Sister took back the boyfriend
and then gave me Frankenstein
He made me wash the dishes
He made me wash the floor
He made me wash underwear
So I kicked him out the door
I kicked him over London
I kicked him over France
I kicked him to Hawaii
Where he did the Hoola Dance!


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