Re: A fine 'alibi' for male GLs in public places ;-)

He pretends to be gay!

That wouldn't work around here, being as it's the deep rural South. First off, I'd probably get my ass kicked for being so flamboyantly homosexual, and second of all, many people around here already know who I am and what I'm about. In any case, some people already consider me sort of effeminate because I like to wear nice clothes and I don't strut around acting like a retarded gorilla, which seems to be the adult male default. In contrast to that I'm positively flaming. :)