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A fine 'alibi' for male GLs in public places ;-)

Posted by Sigma on 2010-June-16 04:57:18 EDT, Wednesday
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Let's say a male GL is at the mall or park or some other public place checking out LGs.

How does he get away with scoping out young female pulchritude without arousing too much suspicion?

Easy. He pretends to be gay!

“I’m just totally in awe of your fabulous fashion sense, sweetie! Oh my Gawd, you are sooooo totally dressed to the nines.”

Let's say, hypothetically speaking, you want to give this a go. Some advice. This is most effective if you plan ahead and wear an earring in your right ear. Babble at length about Barbara Streisand and interior decorating. Wear pink. (Sure, loli poon is pink but you don't have to mention that to everyone you meet.) Prance around like Richard Simmons. Lisp a little so you can live a little!

As long as retarded stereotypes have so much currency, why not use them to our advantage? :)

This should work fine if you're alone. If like some of us you have open-minded female friends, even better. If they're also into girls, if needed, they can try the same "fashionable" alibi on for size.

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