Re: Goethe, you missed a few things yourself:

"Your private business DOES NOT include your offspring, unless you view your offspring as your personal property"

Yes, I regard them as my personal property, therfore they are my business.

"Do you also advocate slave ownership?"

Yes, in certain circumstances. For example if an invader loses a war against me, I see it as my right to enslave them. I would give them the choice of instant death or enlavement. I would probably kill the warriors and rape my prizes.

"Twice you used the phrase "parental authority". What parental authority?"

The authority that I deem myself to naturally have. And God has given it to me. You are in no natural position to challenge that.

"Not a mention of parental responsibility."

Dude, responsibility is just part and parcel of authority and ownership.

"Dude, you have NO inherent authority over another human being,"

Says who? Who died and made YOU God, Scotty?

"unless you are a jailer or slaveowner or something equally reprehensible."

Everyone is a slave of some sort. I am a slave of God and my offspring are a slave of me. You are a slave to your government.

And just a reminder to everyone again, I'm not a troll, just very old fashioned. :D