Re: Everyone is welcome to join

...as long as you fully pledge yourself to Satan and to fight against all good guys like Chris Hansen, who we defeated by the way when we sent one of our evil minions to kill himself in order to frame the show and get it taken off the air. But if you ever look at a picture of Hansen you can see the halo beaming around his head and his eyes are just so filled with goodness and sincerity, I mean it just makes me sick. But do not worry, because evil will prevail. Our evil plans will not be defeated.

Sounds good, except I don't need Satan's help to be pure evil. In fact, in comparison I make Satan look like some two-bit prosecuting attorney for Yahweh, which he is, at least according to the Book of Job.

However, I'm all in favor of removing every killjoy law that Hansen supports, so that young girls can be as slutty and/or prostitot as they desire and preteen hardcore can be shown on daytime TV.