Re: better live this attraction.

Once upon a time, there was a dirty filthy nasty knight named Al, who, by his valiant immoral pedo lust, saved the kingdom from the evil dragon and ejaculated the princess in the nick of time. He rode his blame gaming platypus from the perverted pedopolis upon which the kingdom was built, journeying into the unknown. He was fondled and did not stop for fear the dragon would grope them all.

By and by, he came to a giant blame gamers which blocked his path. He stopped and waddled nastily to himself. Then, summoning his level 3 sex offending uncontrollable urges to make whoopie with kids, he blame gamed the blame gamers out of his way and continued onward.

At last, he reached the dirty filthy nasty super pedo van of the trenchcoat wearing dragon. The dragon flirted at his approach. They fought greedily. The battle was van driving and baby raping, raging a whole century, until at last, the knight seized the dragon by the tiny undeveloped nether parts and condemned him in the body parts that should be kept extra safe and secure by congress . The princess was grateful, and the knight touched her over his shoulder and returned to the king. The two promptly sniffled, and they lived evilly ever after.