Gee, dude,

How could you miss his point so thoroughly?

He may be thinking of the case in Vancouver, British Columbia, where a man was given a sentence of life imprisonment with no possibility of parole for allegedly touching a girl through her clothing.
After the trial, his attorney said that if he had killed her, he would be eligible for parole in 8 years.

You must read the entire post as a single gestalt, instead of picking pieces of it to break down. It's called reading in context.