You're a fake, and your scenarios are fake.

Just so you know, I happen to have raised several children (who are now grown up), and I have grandchildren. This isn't about jealousy, it's about such an obvious fake who is baiting this forum with such made up scenarios in order to get a specific reaction.

Well, maybe the mods can ban us both. I'll gladly take the ban if it helps get rid of you. A wise ass GL "troll" like me is far less dangerous than a fake GL like you.