All due respect, why do you even bother to talk about those silly jerks? Bullies? They sling their feces from behind their computers, yet they'll NEVER get up close and personal with anybody - that constitutes physical harassment and is the grounds for justifiable SELF-DEFENSE. Get my drift?

They bring their noise to me in real life and I assure you my 180 lb bull mastiff Boogie will get his fill (*rubbing his tummy*).

Besides, don't you have little girls to spend significant time with (and make VL jealous because HE can't get any action)?