Newsclip: Obama Endorses Didgeridoo Sex Ed Plan

OBAMA ENDORSES DIDGERIDOOES AS SUBSTITUTE FOR ABSTINENCE ONLY EDUCATION
Denver, CO

At the National Democratic Convention, Barack Obama unveiled plans for his administration to engage in an extensive reform of how sexual education is taught in America's public schools. After the cultural clashes between religious groups who endorse abstinence-only education and activists who argue for contraceptives to be given to young students, the Obama campaign thinks that they have found an alternative that satisfies both groups and that can bring change to the country.

The plans consist of having girls play the didgeridoo at every school in America as soon as the school cycle beginning in Fall 2010. Didgeridoo playing has been consistently proven by Australian researchers to cause infertility to girls, along studies conducted for thousands of years. The Obama camp thinks that this would make completely unnecessary any sexual education at school, which would appease the conservatives, while also dealing with the activists' concerns about the high rate of teenage pregnancies across the country.