see Abraham

or Sarah if you happen to be female..

A strange Dutch custom, on your 50th birthday your neighbors and/or family will make a big doll and put it in front of your house together with a poster so the whole world will know you are OLD.
See link for details.

Yes, i will be 50 in a few days and hope they will forget me on this..

Never mind, these are the best years of my life.
Nice place to live, fine job, financially secure and a lovely 10yo girlfriend. Even Hugh Hefner can't beat me!

I will celebrate it with A. and my ex, nothing special just a nice dinner in a restaurant.

But it seems so old, 50..