Lately my niece has been becoming increasingly demanding and bossy. She'll get mad at me if I call her angel instead of princess. She wants to be treated like royalty!

Today she used me as her chair while she watched tv, and then made me smell her legs because she wanted me to compliment her on how nice they smelled - she just took a shower and her legs smelled like peaches. mmmmm... so good! :P

If I don't do these things for her she'll deny me any hugs or kisses when I ask for them. What am I suppose to do? I can't live without her hugs and kisses. I'm helpless!

BTW, I am seriously hoping I get reincarnated as a little girl's play chair in my next life. It is THE BEST LIFE. :)